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Dillo: Mom, I made a huge poop! It was like giving birth! And I named him Biggie.

It's normal for about 65% of a 4 year old boy's thoughts to be about bodily functions, his penis, and nudity in general, right? He found a tastefully naked photo of Lady Gaga in the New Yorker (there were bubbles!) and wanted to tear it out and keep it.
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mr. flea asked me this morning if when I was a kid, my siblings and I were naked as often as our kids are.

I pointed out that we live in Georgia, and when I was Casper's age I lived in Maine, so temperature alone inclines my kids to nudity. (They have been sleeping naked a lot.)

But even in Maine, we had a post-bath ritual called Naked Olympics, and one of the darlingest photos of my siblings has an under-two year old brother brushing his teeth bottomless, while sister is topless. I guess nudity is kind of a cultural thing in my family.

(Needless to say, mr. flea's family are NOT Naked People.)

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Feb. 22nd, 2008 03:43 pm
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Casper has somehow gone from being an average-to-adventurous eater (I mean, remember when she ate the egg shells?) to the kind of kid who wants to eat noodles for every meal. Dinners are one thing - our house rule is, I don't cook special food for anyone over 1 year old and under 50, so if you don't like what's for dinner, you may have a bowl of spaghetti if there is leftover pasta in the fridge, and if there isn't, you may have a peanut butter bread. And you must TRY the food before telling me it is too spicy, or plain yucky. Remember, you actually LIKE lasagna, since it is just noodles and cheese and you like tomato sauce?

But the lunches! Still with the sending food and it not being eaten, often not TOUCHED. And the extreme cranky at 5:30 and we wonder why. Letting her tell me what she wants doesn't work. She'll not touch some of her favorite things, and the list of favorites that are things that are actually healthy is shrinking all the time. Brownies she'd eat every day, but she won't even eat noodles in her lunch.

Dillo, for his part, has been wearing the cranky pants since getting better. Everything that thwarts him - and there are many things, as he is small and clumsy and inarticulate - gets a WHAP of the hand. He doesn't hurt anyone (although Casper wails as if he does), but we are trying to encourage him to vent his troubles more constructively, or at least whap the floor and not mom. I think is it just annoying to have a stuffy head and a bad cough and so forth, mostly. Sometimes I wish I could whap people who piss me off.

In adorable and funny kid news, remember I mentioned the Naked Baby Alert, whoop whoop, routine? We have a magnet of Michelangelo's David on the fridge. Dillo likes to take off the magnetic pants and go "whoop whoop!" at David.

joy & pain

Feb. 18th, 2008 07:42 pm
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The bad part of the equation is the little sickie boy is rather pitiful. I came home to find him in good spirits though red-eyed and runny-nosed. I nursed him, and he took both sides before stopping, coughing, and redepositing everything all over me. You haven't had a fun day until you've wiped baby vomit off your bare breast, I always say.

(He did manage to make this part fun - we play a game called "naked baby alert" which originated with Casper and the obligatory after-bath running about unclad. We call "naked baby alert" and make a "whoop whoop" alarm system noise. This also now extends to "naked daddy alert" and "naked mommy alert." Dillo now notes when anyone is naked, and starts making the "whoop whoop" noise. When he's the one naked, he also boogies down. So I was stripping off the vomity clothes from both of us in the bathroom, and he cheerfully started going "whoop whoop." When he got naked, it was all butt-wiggles.)

But he deteriorated from there and was feverish, runny-eyed and without appetite by dinner. I got him to sleep at 6:20, then again at 7:00 and i hope he stays that way for a few hours at least.

Casper and mr. flea went off the the Mother of All Malls after dinner, he to ogle the MacBook Air, she to acquire two new books from The Spiderwick Chronicles. Sometimes I can see an 8 or 10 year old in my 4 year old. She LOVES these books. Loves the monsters and trolls and fairies and mild spookiness.

The joy part of the evening came when I wrote a short review of a new database at work, Dissertations and Theses Full-Text from Proquest. I can now download and peruse at will the offerings of my former colleagues in grad school. So far I'm just reading the acknowledgements and getting sentimental. I'm also so proud of everyone!

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