this one goes in the files...

[flea]

Dillo: Mom, I made a huge poop! It was like giving birth! And I named him Biggie.

It's normal for about 65% of a 4 year old boy's thoughts to be about bodily functions, his penis, and nudity in general, right? He found a tastefully naked photo of Lady Gaga in the New Yorker (there were bubbles!) and wanted to tear it out and keep it.

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[sara]

And when he hits puberty, that'll go up to 85%.