miscellanea

[flea]

I had a long (-seeming) dream this morning that was entirely me applying self-tanner. It was remarkably peaceful and relaxing!

Conversation last night at bathtime:
Dillo (to me): Do *you* have a penis?
Me: No, I have a vagina and a clitoris. I have a different bottom from you.
Casper: Hannah Montana has a vagina and a clitoris! And she has a hairy bottom.
Me: What, have you seen Hannah Montana's bottom?

Comments

[serrana.livejournal.com]

*laughing* I commend to you the nice gender-neutral term "crotch." We get a lot of mileage out of that one.

(Around here I mostly hear about Barack Obama's genitalia, during toilet-training sessions. Both Barack Obama and Mr. Zebra the stuffed zebra have penises, but we can't see either of theirs because they are nice men and they keep their penises in their trousers.)

[cashmerepett.livejournal.com]

We totally had this conversation today! Only it involved Olivia's stuffed pig, who, as it turns out, is a girl--with a 'gina.