And I used to consider myself fairly sophisticated...

[flea]

Casper brought me a 'present' last night while we were at the dinner table - and after I opened it, I said, in tune, "It's your horn in a box!"

I also have this ongoing fantasy about making a video for YouTube of "Dick in a Box" featuring my baby son in a dope onesie, with skeezy facial hair painted on, and a little box attached at the diaper bump. But I'd need to borrow another baby somehow.

Please, help me, before they take away my adult card.

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[dxmachina.livejournal.com]

I take it "Dick in a Box" is a song?

[casperflea.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. A SNL parody featuring Justin Timberlake. Hie thee to YouTube (unless you are not internally 12, like me.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmdwBmmuaNE (I think - I can't watch YouTube at work, for which I am sometimes thankful).

[zmayhem.livejournal.com]

I can't believe I never actually watched it before. Hee!

And, um, oh, yeah, you needed help. Right. Stop! Stop, I tell you! "Dick in a Box" with dope onesies would be very wrong, so you mustn't. Because of the wrong, which would be almost as wrong as the 10,000 times I would have to watch it on YouTube. Very, very wrong. For shame!

[casperflea.livejournal.com]

My baby will rub a rose lasciviously on your baby's face, if you let me borrow her.

[zmayhem.livejournal.com]

Ahhh! The thought of Matilda getting swatted in the face with some rose petals and hunching herself into her affronted grumpy face is priceless. Even better than kittens flumping about while Fatboy Slim sings of the Pompatus of Love! I smell a F2F project.

[jesseh.livejournal.com]

I just have to watch that every time I see it linked, because it's SO EFFING AWESOME. I cannot take it.

The only thing awesomer would be the baby version.

[cass404.livejournal.com]

jesse, gah, me too. I see the link, I watch it again. Clockwork. Sometimes I don't even have to *see* the link, I just go and find the ones I have noted. And laugh like a drain.

casperflea, I only regret that I have no babies to offer you for this. Because it would be brilliant.

[makaidiver.livejournal.com]

Followed by Boobs in Box
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-PQO_hslDE