And I used to consider myself fairly sophisticated...

[flea]

Casper brought me a 'present' last night while we were at the dinner table - and after I opened it, I said, in tune, "It's your horn in a box!"

I also have this ongoing fantasy about making a video for YouTube of "Dick in a Box" featuring my baby son in a dope onesie, with skeezy facial hair painted on, and a little box attached at the diaper bump. But I'd need to borrow another baby somehow.

Please, help me, before they take away my adult card.

Comments

[zmayhem.livejournal.com]

I can't believe I never actually watched it before. Hee!

And, um, oh, yeah, you needed help. Right. Stop! Stop, I tell you! "Dick in a Box" with dope onesies would be very wrong, so you mustn't. Because of the wrong, which would be almost as wrong as the 10,000 times I would have to watch it on YouTube. Very, very wrong. For shame!

[casperflea.livejournal.com]

My baby will rub a rose lasciviously on your baby's face, if you let me borrow her.

[zmayhem.livejournal.com]

Ahhh! The thought of Matilda getting swatted in the face with some rose petals and hunching herself into her affronted grumpy face is priceless. Even better than kittens flumping about while Fatboy Slim sings of the Pompatus of Love! I smell a F2F project.