muppet sex

[flea]

I just went through my email address book and deleted some old bad addresses. I also deleted the addresses of the people who have died since I emailed them. That was a little sad.

In far sillier news, mr. flea and I had a very giggly time last night in bed playing "who would you do" with the muppets, and also Star Wars. Highlights:

1. mr. flea thinks Janis (the muppet in the band) is hot. I knew this. He was shocked that I knew this. There ain't much you can hide after 7 years of marriage.
2. mr. flea was shocked that I would do Sam The American Eagle over Animal. So I pick boring sex over the possibility of losing a limb?!
3. I also picked Scooter over Beaker, and Fozzie over Kermit.
4. mr. flea picked Rolf over the Swedish Chef, which is so wrong. I mean, Bork Bork Bork? What's not to love?
5. Verbatim coversation:
me: Would you do an Ewok or a Jawa?
mr. flea: An Ewok, of course! Nobody wants to do a Jawa!
6. In other Star Wars news, Han Solo beats everyone (duh), and so does Carrie Fisher in a bikini (duh), and nobody wants to do Jabba the Hutt (double duh).

Comments

[casperflea.livejournal.com]

You always had a thing for Fozzie. "Good Grief, the comedian's a bear!" "No he's-a not, he's-a wearin' a neck-a-tie!"