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From my elite private Connecticut prep school alumni magazine:
Merrill Charlotte
Denali and Birch
Amelie Blaine
Mikhail (father is Russian)
Alexander Steven
Joseph and Jake
Gunnar and Axel
Isabel and Charlotte (okay, I have to quote this: "... relocated from Wellesley, Mass. to London this past August and are settling in to a charming Edwardian row house in Belsize Park. The move follows [husband's] decision to transfer to the relatively new London office of [blah blah], where he is a private equity partner. While here I plan to continue my interior decoration studies, brush up on my language skills, and take in as much as possible." Trying MUCH too hard, no? This woman was in my class.)
Ryan David, big brother John Elliott
Brady Esther (f)
Morgan and Ava
Lillian Jane
Porter Rust
Karis Juliet
Jacoby Bernard
Brooks Lyle (m) ("We are loving parenthood and Brooks enjopyed his first summer in Maine." See, THIS is how you do it.)
Brianna Marlene, big sister Abrielle
Mathilda (they live in Munich)
Bruno, Brooke, and Bruce (last name starts with B also, and contains a U)
Ansley Laine (gender not noted, presumably f)
Katherine Pearce
Peter Grayson
Thomas Frederick
Anne Violet
and a dog named Henry Barkston

Date: 2012-01-04 01:21 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] cassandre
*makes retching noises at the mother of Isabel and Charlotte*

Knowing something of charming Edwardian row houses (though not in Belsize Park) I would bet it has green mold on the walls!

Date: 2012-01-04 02:19 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] sara
From now on, I would like to move that we use the phrase "continue my interior decoration studies" any time we're talking about someone being a complete asshole.

I have been amused by how much more pretending-to-the-upper-class the names are at the Montessori than at the public school.

Date: 2012-01-04 03:21 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kate_nepveu
Porter Rust sounds like something SteelyKid would've come up with. (The Pip was indeed nearly nicknamed Porter as short for Transporter, which was one of her suggestions. Did I tell you, by the way, that when Chad told her that her brother was born, she said, "I thought you were going to call him Tory (one of the Mythbusters)?"

Date: 2012-01-04 11:33 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] veejane
Gunnar and Axel

Well at least somebody is standing up for the hard rock cred. (Or is Swedish.)

Date: 2012-01-06 01:24 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] forodwaith
I love Anne Violet and approve of Gunnar and Axel -- now that's how to carry through your theme.

Also, placing bets that Denali and Birch's parents have a MEC membership and/or land in the Gulf Islands.

Date: 2012-01-14 06:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freejavelins.wordpress.com
"brush up on my language skills"
So she'll be fluent in English English? I think we all know she's got a fake British lilt already, right?


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