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Dear Subconscious Mind,

If you are going to arrange dreams of Russell Crowe, could you please make me NOT veer annoyingly between mincing decorum and embarrassingly blantant yearning, and not have me broach the conversational topic of his newborn son's chronic health conditions, and get on with the hot monkey lovin' already? Ta ever so.

yours,
Frustrated

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RC used to be my main fantasy boyfriend.

*sigh*

So sexy.