casper's note to the tooth fairy

[flea]

mr. flea procured a pry bar and was able to retrieve the tooth the next evening. Casper did not receive $500 from the toofe fere.

In other tooth news, I am getting my crown next week. The patch filling broke off.

Comments

[dxmachina.livejournal.com]

$500? Casper certainly thinks big.

[ellenbs.livejournal.com]

Casper knows that $500 is just a number to start negotiations with.

Also, is the picture below her opening bid 1. Evelyn (with a crown, holding the $500 that is not enough to quench the sorrow of her double tooth-loss) or 2. the Toofe Fere (moved to tears by Evelyn's sad tale, and offering her a reasonable $500 settlement for both tooth-loss and mental anguish)? Whichever, it is Made of Awesome.

[casperflea.livejournal.com]

The picture is Sad Casper. The Toofe Fere appears on the cover of the note.

[fatoudust.livejournal.com]

Sad Casper is adorable! Gee, think if she gets $500 per tooth, she should be able to save up enough for braces for her adult teeth!

Also, how much do I love that the Toofe Fere appears to be wearing stripey tights? I love it a lot.

[dxmachina.livejournal.com]

Casper needs to hire Scott Boras as her agent.

[gingerk.livejournal.com]

Why are there no crown fairies?

[casperflea.livejournal.com]

They *take* your $500.