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Can there be any more hilarious words in the English language than, "Dillo just peed into the box of legos"?

The box was tupperware, and the mass of Duplos easily washed in the tub, once I got finished cackling.

In other recent WTF child news, this morning I declared dance party and put on They Might Be Giants. Casper said, "Stop shaking your booty." When I asked why I should, she told me, "Your butt smells really bad. When you shake your booty, it gets your smelly booty breath everywhere."

O-kay. (WTF? She is a little obsessed with things smelling, especially butts, lately.)

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