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fleaI am 35 years old and I have never had a tropical vacation. I just want a quiet, mosquito-free island paradise with warm water and books to read and good food and very limited children. Is that so much to ask?
(Okay, I have had one sort-of tropical vacation: when I was 10 my grandparents took us to Disney World as a consolation prize for our parents' divorce. There were no beaches, and no drinks with umbrellas in them.)
(Okay, I have had one sort-of tropical vacation: when I was 10 my grandparents took us to Disney World as a consolation prize for our parents' divorce. There were no beaches, and no drinks with umbrellas in them.)