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1. Dillo deposited one of mr. flea's shoes in the bathtub (full of water and Casper). Luckily it was a Keen, so should be okay.

2. Dillo unravelled the whole roll of toilet paper. Again.

3. Both of these things occurred while we were both right there, and yet we couldn't stop them for happening.

4. Casper appears to have discovered masturbation.

5. Casper ran around the house shreiking, naked except for a Santa hat. (Also, this afternoon she asked me to put on some "rock and roll." I was hard-pressed; what do the kids call rock and roll these days?)

I tell ya, kids, they're a never-ending party...

Date: 2007-12-22 01:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serrana.livejournal.com
4. Casper appears to have discovered masturbation.

*cough* She's late to the game, then. It's one of those things both my kids figured out as soon as they were physically capable of getting their hands on their crotches. AKA how I know my son is right-handed. When Herself was a toddler we went through a whole thing about "That's a fine thing to do, hon, but you have to do it in your own room." Thankfully that does seem to have taken, at long last....

Date: 2007-12-22 04:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cashmerepett.livejournal.com
Both of these things occurred while we were both right there, and yet we couldn't stop them for happening.

People often wonder how some of the things my kids do happen when we're right there. They have no idea how lightening fast kids can be.

Also, these stories keep me sane.

Today, Olivia stripped naked and peed on the carpet and Owen broke the ironing board using it as a surfboard.

Date: 2007-12-22 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hecubot.livejournal.com
Rock and Roll always equals: AC/DC

Buy some. Love it. (I recommend Powerage.)

Date: 2007-12-22 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] casperflea.livejournal.com
So, you're saying tha Paul Simon I put on doesn't cut it? She didn't think so either.

Date: 2007-12-22 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dxmachina.livejournal.com
Just be sure to stick with the real AC/DC. Certain covers could cause permanent damage.

Date: 2007-12-22 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hecubot.livejournal.com
Paul Simon is all well and good but he don't scratch that itch.

Date: 2007-12-22 06:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] casperflea.livejournal.com
I went to Youtube, searched for "rock and roll", got this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IGpsmYmLfg and she said, "That's it! You got it, mom!"

Heh.

Date: 2007-12-22 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hecubot.livejournal.com
See! She knows. Sonic fidelity - shaky. A blur of noise and sensation. Plus some inadvertent karaoke from the guy shooting it with his phone.

But because I'm interested in Casper's education:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvoeeq-BH4w

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