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One three-year-old girl. Cute (blonde hair/blue eyes), robustly healthy, big for her age. Mostly potty trained. Chatterbox. Loves Pixar movies, olives, and cinnamon toast. Has small problem with pitching screaming fits in the middle of the night (2am) when denied any of her heart's desires (extra cup of milk, lack of pajamas despite cold evening, rehash of the plot of Beauty and the Beast). Best fit would be household of very energetic, nudist night owls who love to eat junk food and watch movies and don't mind the occasional poopy diaper.
One three-year-old girl. Cute (blonde hair/blue eyes), robustly healthy, big for her age. Mostly potty trained. Chatterbox. Loves Pixar movies, olives, and cinnamon toast. Has small problem with pitching screaming fits in the middle of the night (2am) when denied any of her heart's desires (extra cup of milk, lack of pajamas despite cold evening, rehash of the plot of Beauty and the Beast). Best fit would be household of very energetic, nudist night owls who love to eat junk food and watch movies and don't mind the occasional poopy diaper.
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Date: 2006-10-11 05:30 pm (UTC)communedictatorship. We can make bets about whose notoriously strong will shall prevail. It'll be like Godzilla v Mothra!