And I used to consider myself fairly sophisticated...

Casper brought me a 'present' last night while we were at the dinner table - and after I opened it, I said, in tune, "It's your horn in a box!"

I also have this ongoing fantasy about making a video for YouTube of "Dick in a Box" featuring my baby son in a dope onesie, with skeezy facial hair painted on, and a little box attached at the diaper bump. But I'd need to borrow another baby somehow.

Please, help me, before they take away my adult card.