Open letter meme
May. 27th, 2005 03:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fleaDear Women With Large Feet Who Like Danskos,
Why did you have to line up at opening time and clear out the store of my size on the first morning of the sale? Don't you have jobs?
Signed,
Wah!
Dear Husband,
Our daughter takes afternoon naps, not morning ones. I need her to take afternoon naps so I can get important things done, like mowing the lawn. When she takes morning naps with you, you both sleep. This may "feel so good," but how exactly is it fair?
Signed,
Division of Labor My Ass
Dear Sun,
Please stop shining. I know plenty of people like you, and yeah, we depend on you for stuff like, you know, life on earth. But can't a cool-weather loving girl get a little consideration for a change?
Signed,
Yes I Know It's My Fault I Live In NC Shut Up Already
Why did you have to line up at opening time and clear out the store of my size on the first morning of the sale? Don't you have jobs?
Signed,
Wah!
Dear Husband,
Our daughter takes afternoon naps, not morning ones. I need her to take afternoon naps so I can get important things done, like mowing the lawn. When she takes morning naps with you, you both sleep. This may "feel so good," but how exactly is it fair?
Signed,
Division of Labor My Ass
Dear Sun,
Please stop shining. I know plenty of people like you, and yeah, we depend on you for stuff like, you know, life on earth. But can't a cool-weather loving girl get a little consideration for a change?
Signed,
Yes I Know It's My Fault I Live In NC Shut Up Already