Our choice of names for our baby (one of the nine listed above) clearly validates our status as "rich people with designer furniture." Why the heck didn't the NYT interview us? I mean, even a cursory look around our spacious 950 square foot mansion reveals:

Designer bookshelves by IKEA

Classic crib & mattress set by BIFMUB [Borrowed-it-from-Mighty-Urchin's-Boss]

Drop-leaf dining room table by MUHBICOAFAFUTNF [Mighty-Urchin's-Husband-Bought-It-Cheap-off-a-Friend-After-Friend-Upgraded-To-New-Furniture]

Pre-flat screen, pre-digital 27" TV by Sony (a priceless antique made safe from thieves only by the fact that it requires a crane to lift the darn thing...)

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