PSA

[flea]

Dear People With Dogs,

If you allow your dog to poop on my lawn in the summer, you suck. If you allow your dog to poop on my lawn during leaf-falling time, so the poop is hidden under leaves and gets raked up with the leaves when we rake them, and gets all mashed into my shoe, so I have to leave the shoes on the back porch, and then I forget about them and can't find them, and then I remember and sit cleaning frozen mashed-up dog poop out the the ridgy ridges of my shoes with a stick in my shirtsleeves at 7:30 am in 40 degree weather, you SUCK.

Cheers!
me

Comments

[vwbug.livejournal.com]

This is funny to me, only because I was about to come post about how people who don't clean up after their dogs suck. I just got in a confrontation with one of my neighbors, while walking Toto. He wanted to know why the dog can't go to the bathroom in his own yard. I said that our yard was very small, and he was trained to walk, and it's a little hard to retrain at this time. And then I waved my bag and said, "But, I always clean up," which I do. But there have to be at least five dog owners in the neighborhood who don't clean up. And they give all of us a bad name. And it pisses me off. They suck.

[cashmerepett.livejournal.com]

Oh, that really sucks.