Yay! Also, the Dillo is Such a Boy
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fleamr. flea called to say he passed! He now can defend his dissertation any time after 4 months from now. He is going to Neomonde (where he went the day last fall when his proposal didn't pass) and promises not to get in a car accident (which is what happened last fall.)
In other news, the Dillo has discovered his penis, and boy does he like it. Because I am 12 and do not have a penis of my own, I find this endlessly amusing. Also, I think I was only vaguely aware that boys had erections before puberty. Dillo's occasional morning wood took care of that notion early on. But now he finds the thing and pulls on it and makes his own stiffie! Hee! Except for the part where diaper changes are hard enough as it is - now half the time he's trying to escape, and half the time he won't let go of his penis so I can close the diaper.
(Dear son, if you are reading this 14 years in the future, thanks to the miracles of technology, and are terribly embarrassed - I'm sorry. But YOU were the one playing with yourself before you turned a year old!)
In other news, the Dillo has discovered his penis, and boy does he like it. Because I am 12 and do not have a penis of my own, I find this endlessly amusing. Also, I think I was only vaguely aware that boys had erections before puberty. Dillo's occasional morning wood took care of that notion early on. But now he finds the thing and pulls on it and makes his own stiffie! Hee! Except for the part where diaper changes are hard enough as it is - now half the time he's trying to escape, and half the time he won't let go of his penis so I can close the diaper.
(Dear son, if you are reading this 14 years in the future, thanks to the miracles of technology, and are terribly embarrassed - I'm sorry. But YOU were the one playing with yourself before you turned a year old!)
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Date: 2007-07-02 04:26 pm (UTC)2. If the Dillo is reading this in 2021, he deserves every bit of the embarrassment. (YES, FUTURE DILLO, THE WHOLE INTERNET TALKED ABOUT YOUR WEENIE FIXATION WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER.)
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Date: 2007-07-02 04:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-02 04:41 pm (UTC)Also, YAY MR. FLEA!!
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Date: 2007-07-02 05:08 pm (UTC)The whole baby-woodie thing freaked me out when I first saw my friend's son. Boys and their bodies are weird.
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Date: 2007-07-02 06:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-02 06:54 pm (UTC)There was a post in parenting101 about baby boys and their penises a week or so ago ... apparently sometimes they really yank on them. I'd probably freak out if I saw that.
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Date: 2007-07-02 07:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-02 07:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-03 06:58 am (UTC)Dillo might need some tubtime to get better acquainted with his wangdoodle. Emmett spent a goodly amount of his toddler washtime pursuing that activity.
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Date: 2007-07-03 11:51 pm (UTC)Re baby boys & penises: they really whale on it, don't they? Sometimes I was afraid the Blue-Eyed Boy would pull his right off.
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Date: 2007-07-10 09:13 am (UTC)