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There is, at present, a black chicken on my front porch on [really big one-way street through the neighborhood]. This is the second time it has decided to visit today.

It has a tag on its leg, but it won't let me get close enough to see
what it says.

Anyone?

If this is your chicken, or you know who it belongs to and would like
to return it to its owner, please email at [ ] as
soon as possible.

Thanks.