So, that was exciting

You know how when you jump out of bed at 4am to throw something at the cats who are fighting, and you have a massive headrush? Apparently this time I actually passed out, because I went from standing at the top of the stairs shooing the cats down, to lying at the top of the stairs listening to my daughter ask from my bed "Are you all right?" Happily I did not fall down the stairs or hit my head, but I will have a massive bruise on my hip and a smaller one on my shoulder. Ow. This is nearly as good at the time someone knocked on the door, and I quickly got up off my bed and slipped on a pile of math homework and sprained my elbow.