on pre-conception travel

We are watching a special on the King Tut exhibit in Atlanta. The special is PRE-EMPTING FUNNY VIDEOS OMG the horror (for me).

mr. flea: You know, your mom has been to Egypt. She's been there!
Casper, bursting into tears: I never get to go to Egypt! Why do I never get to go to Egypt?
me: Because you are five years old! I went a long time ago, before I even knew your dad! He's never been there!
mr. flea: Actually, you did get to go there with mom. You were an ovum in her ovary when she went.
Casper: But I didn't get to see ANYTHING!

most normal

most normal, originally uploaded by casperflea.

So, okay for wedding in May? (Yes, I am directing all my anxiety into what I will wear.) Even though the purple dress and purple shoes don't match? Since nobody wears hose any more, what do I do if it's cold? Is it ridiculous to consider buying a $72 Spanx slimming slip to wear under a $25 Target dress? Yes, I am bulgy about the middle.