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Dear Frat Boys Next Door,

Please do not pick Thursdays as your household's day to be up late listening to loud music and shouting "woohooo!" occasionally. I have to WORK on Fridays.

Also, listening to Michael Jackson's "Man In the Mirror" at 1am? What the HELL kind of frat boys are you?

email from mr. flea

The morning went okay. I wasn't able to get [Casper] ready quickly enough
to leave before [new nanny] arrived.

I had her dressed and was corralling her into the bathroom to do her
hair and brush her teeth, but then she took all of her clothes off. She
was butt naked and said she wanted to wear her new pink dress. I told
her that it had zucchini soup on it and we would have to wear her new
red stripy dress. Then I took some time to get her dressed again and
her teeth brushed.


I love his emails.