these kids today

Casper managed to lock herself in the bathroom at my office holiday potluck tonight, in classic two year old party trick news. Luckily mr. flea is wily in the ways of bathroom doors and screwdrivers.

Reported conversation between Alexander and Ellen, rambunctious and naked at bath time:
E: What's that?
A (know it all voice): That's my penis.
E: What's that?
A: That's my energy sack.
Parents: fall out sniggering like 12 year olds.