muppet sex

I just went through my email address book and deleted some old bad addresses. I also deleted the addresses of the people who have died since I emailed them. That was a little sad.

In far sillier news, mr. flea and I had a very giggly time last night in bed playing "who would you do" with the muppets, and also Star Wars. Highlights:

1. mr. flea thinks Janis (the muppet in the band) is hot. I knew this. He was shocked that I knew this. There ain't much you can hide after 7 years of marriage.
2. mr. flea was shocked that I would do Sam The American Eagle over Animal. So I pick boring sex over the possibility of losing a limb?!
3. I also picked Scooter over Beaker, and Fozzie over Kermit.
4. mr. flea picked Rolf over the Swedish Chef, which is so wrong. I mean, Bork Bork Bork? What's not to love?
5. Verbatim coversation:
me: Would you do an Ewok or a Jawa?
mr. flea: An Ewok, of course! Nobody wants to do a Jawa!
6. In other Star Wars news, Han Solo beats everyone (duh), and so does Carrie Fisher in a bikini (duh), and nobody wants to do Jabba the Hutt (double duh).

I forgot to mention...

I would so do Chewbacca.

cute email from mr flea

Casper woke up late this morning, at 8:30 AM. She asked for you and I
told her that you had gone to work. Then she cried and didn't want to
get out of bed. I coaxed her out by asking her if she wanted to see
Ellen and Tonya. Everything was ready, so I got her dressed and took
her straight over.

When we got in the car the morning sun was streaming in the window and
Casper saw the dust floating around in the car. She pointed and said
"dirt" and I said "no, that's dust" she insisted it was dirt, so I
suggested flying dirt. Which she repeated and seemed satisfied with.