miscellanea

I had a long (-seeming) dream this morning that was entirely me applying self-tanner. It was remarkably peaceful and relaxing!

Conversation last night at bathtime:
Dillo (to me): Do *you* have a penis?
Me: No, I have a vagina and a clitoris. I have a different bottom from you.
Casper: Hannah Montana has a vagina and a clitoris! And she has a hairy bottom.
Me: What, have you seen Hannah Montana's bottom?