at least it was Duplo?

[flea]

Can there be any more hilarious words in the English language than, "Dillo just peed into the box of legos"?

The box was tupperware, and the mass of Duplos easily washed in the tub, once I got finished cackling.

In other recent WTF child news, this morning I declared dance party and put on They Might Be Giants. Casper said, "Stop shaking your booty." When I asked why I should, she told me, "Your butt smells really bad. When you shake your booty, it gets your smelly booty breath everywhere."

O-kay. (WTF? She is a little obsessed with things smelling, especially butts, lately.)

Comments

[sophiabrooks.livejournal.com]

This is why I cannot have children. Not the pee thing, because I could deal with that, but I think I would be so embarrassed abou the booty thing I could no longer live.

Also, I haven't uite been following along-- when do you physically move, or have you already?

[casperflea.livejournal.com]

The movers come Thursday!

[mearagrrl.livejournal.com]

He PEED in the box of LEGOS??? WHYYYYY? OMG.

[casperflea.livejournal.com]

Well, he just turned 2. He was naked and happened to be standing next to the legos when he peed. He's still at the stage where the pee coming is a surprise.

[dxmachina.livejournal.com]

So, do you have enough Legos and/or Duplos around to maybe build a potty, and channel (so to speak) this behavior in a positive direction?

[hecubot.livejournal.com]

Somebody's got a funk in her trunk.