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Dear Subconscious Mind,
If you are going to arrange dreams of Russell Crowe, could you please make me NOT veer annoyingly between mincing decorum and embarrassingly blantant yearning, and not have me broach the conversational topic of his newborn son's chronic health conditions, and get on with the hot monkey lovin' already? Ta ever so.
yours,
Frustrated
If you are going to arrange dreams of Russell Crowe, could you please make me NOT veer annoyingly between mincing decorum and embarrassingly blantant yearning, and not have me broach the conversational topic of his newborn son's chronic health conditions, and get on with the hot monkey lovin' already? Ta ever so.
yours,
Frustrated
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My subconscious seems to be as strangely prudish as yours - I recently had a dream about necking with Nathan Filion during which I felt horribly guilty for cheating on my spouse. Then I woke up and cursed my id for cowardice.
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*sigh*
So sexy.