For a minute, I thought Casper called you a whore. But then I realized she meant horse. (Right?)

Oh, and that reminds me, I was walking Ellie and Frisco out of daycare the other day and Ellie tells the little boy and his mom behind us, "My mommy's taking me bike riding." The little boy responds with, "My mommy's fat" and then his mom said "I think they can see that". It was so awkward - I just sort of mumbled something about kids saying awkward things at awkward moments.